1 posted on
02/17/2004 8:06:52 AM PST by
az4vlad
To: az4vlad
LOL! That's good.
2 posted on
02/17/2004 8:16:04 AM PST by
jigsaw
(Liberal Bias is Dishonorable Discharge.)
To: az4vlad; jigsaw
I like the disclaimer at the bottom that reads: "If you doubt this is a parody, contact.."
3 posted on
02/17/2004 8:20:46 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Thsi tagline manufactured in a fourth world sweatshop. More available for half price, 1/4th quality.)
To: az4vlad
After two decades of study and debate, a learned group of international law scholars, human rights activists and renegade priests has discovered the most effective way to end war: require every nation to obtain permission before invading another country. IC is proud to present this draft copy of their proposal...
Instigation of Hostilities Permission Slip
If you have plans to instigate hostilities, you MUST fill out this form in its entirety and return to Kofi Annan, United Nations, New York, NY 10017. You may also fill out this form online, but the UN will not responsible for any deaths or injuries that result if our server is down.
IDENTIFYING INFORMATION
___________________________________________
Name of Applicant
___________________________________________
Date
Are you currently under attack?
Yes
No
You may qualify for expedited service if you are currently under attack. Please be sure you are current on your annual dues.
Do you need help defending your country?
Yes
No
France
Is there massive genocide in your country of which the UN is unaware?
Yes
No
Have you ever voted for the state of Israel in the General Assembly?
Yes
No
Only on unimportant issues
If Yes, please attach a separate form with detailed explanation.
How often do you vote with the United States in the General Assembly?
less than 10% of the time
10% or more
Your answer to this question may affect the availability of expedited service for your application.
Are you currently the subject of UN sanctions?
Yes
No
Unsure
Please secure the signatures of these five members of the Security Council before you take any military action (all signatures must be in black ink):
___________________________________________
George W. Bush, President, United States
___________________________________________
Tony Blair, Prime Minister, Great Britain
___________________________________________
Jacques Chirac, Prime Minister, France
___________________________________________
Hu Jintao, President, China
___________________________________________
Vladimir Putin, President, Russia
*We have copies of these signatures so don't try any foolish stuff.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
Would you like the UN to conduct a military operation on your behalf? (seriously)
Yes
No
Only if the US is actually doing the fighting
Check here if your application has been pending over a year without a response.
Yes
No
You may qualify for expedited service if your application has been pending for over a year (non-US applicants only).
Check one for expedited service.
The US is the biggest threat to world peace.
The US is imperialist.
Israel is a fascist state.
Thank you for complying with international law. We will process your application in the order in which it was received.
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