I did not have sex with that woman!
Common Tator; father_elijah; Harmless Teddy Bear; and propertius
How about helping us track down "Alex", the alleged girlfriend, said to be or to have recently been in Kenya. That probably means Nairobi, and certainly it would be easy to track and see if anything is in the local papers about her, if she hangs in 'expat circles, or what-not.