Here's mine (ok, its 3 paragraphs).
Kerry: Turned his back on his soldier buddies as soon as his feet touched ground in the U.S. Buddied-up with Hanoi Jane instead. Told Hanoi to use the POWs however they saw fit. Heat. Kitchen. Kerry knows neither.
Me: Yale Grad. National Guard...not a hero, just a pilot. Harvard MBA. Worked. Learned Disappointment. Worked. Learned Success. Worked for Texas. Did well; people thought so. Ran for President. Won. Worked for American people. Saw my countrymen perish on 9/11. Learned that some people want Americans dead, period. Dems ok with me. Saddam was consorting with those fellas in some way or another (chems, bios, nukes...bad stuff). Dems say get him. Go get him. Can't find all the "stuff" that EVERYONE (dems, Frenchie, Helmut, etc.) thought he had. Election year. Dems not ok, say I'm not good.
Huh?