I'm going to give you a piece of motherly advice, OWK (I assume you're at least 20.....even though you don't act that old..... since you claim to have been on FR since 97). I've been teasing you so far, but this is serious.
You're really good at mocking. I've never heard anything better from any high school, egocentric jock. You've mastered the art of making fun of people you don't know, and I can see you're proud of it. Bully for you.
But this is an adult world, and most of us on this forum are adults, and your immaturity has literally burst out of this thread for all to see. If you want to be taken seriously by anyone except yourself, I'd suggest that you get into the word of God and down on your knees in prayer, and find out about humility and righteousness.
Oh......and about those 'relationships'........no one as rude, childish, and self-centered as you are will ever have a good marriage, and if you don't have a good, healthy marriage, you will NEVER know what it's all about.