I'm just making it clear to you, that it was YOU who started the tone we now share in our exchanges... not me.
(in spite of your false "poor little old me" baloney)
You set the tone... and now you get to live with it.
The batting eyelashes and the "injured housewife" stuff only work once or twice.
People see through it after awhile.
My, you have an overactive imagination too.
Well, this teacher has spent about enough time on the playground. Back to the grownups.
If you ever get there......do let me know. You might grow up and turn into a nice person some day.