I have a really hunky, smart, attractive, optimistic, God-centered husband to whom I've been married for 27 years, and he, unlike you, is fun to be around.
Bye.
Disclaimer: At no time did I labor under the impression that ohioWfan was my actual "sweetheart". I simply used a colloquialism to indicate that she was anything BUT a sweetheart.
Your milage may vary.