Translation: "Leilani, I'm a loser, a real loser. My biggest mistakes include marrying that ditz, Terayza, and choosing No-Bounce Eddie as my running mate. And, why, oh why did I listen to that crumb Bob Shrum? Teddy hates me b/c he foisted Mary Beth Cahill on me, and she sandbagged me with the Swifts Vets thing. And I tried to tell the DNC not to make the Osama video. But would they listen? N-o-o-o-o. My daughter wearing that transparent dress to seduce the Hollywood moguls was also a biggie. That fiasco cost my campaign $8000, not to mention values votes. Damn, losing is no fun, Leilani."
It's amazing what they can say with those hand gestures...simply amazing!