[atlaw]

Conspiracy Central wishes to express its deep disappointment with your confession. The secret handshake has been changed, and you will be expected to turn over your key to the "sinister plot dungeon" prior to the next meeting.

[Modernman]

Conspiracy Central wishes to express its deep disappointment with your confession. The secret handshake has been changed, and you will be expected to turn over your key to the "sinister plot dungeon" prior to the next meeting.

Don't worry about it. I'll make sure that anyone who has read these posts undergoes a thorough mind-wipe and/or is abducted by "aliens" and given an exhaustive (and exhausting) probing.

This, of course, includes you. Do you prefer a mind-wipe or a probing?