[TheSpottedOwl]

That works for me, let's see how fast they can swim. Post signs along the border fence. If you get past the electric parts (no, we won't tell you which parts are active), then you get to swim through the alligators. If you get through them, worry about the indiscriminately scattered antipersonnel mines through our new "no man's land".

Damn, this would be a cool Nintendo game!

[JackelopeBreeder]

...then you get to swim through the alligators.

Reality already got in front of that idea. No alligators, but the illegals coming through along the San Pedro River now have at least one large mountain lion to worry about. His or her tracks were first spotted last week and are bigger than my outstretched hand.

A few months back I found a bed down site in Hunter Canyon that had been hastily abandoned; all bags and backpacks had simply been dropped. Big kitty cat foot prints all over the place.

Those coming through the Huachuca Mountains have attracted the attentions of a few black bears who have taken to scavenging their food trash and discarded backpacks. It won't take long for them to lose all fear and start scavenging people.