This thread is cracking me up! oops...unintential pun there.
I've never mooned my TV but I have had to clean spit from the screen a few times.
I usually just yell and/or curse at the TV, which was actually quite funny the first few times I did that at my dad's house. He was in the other room and would hear me cussing up a storm, and was wondering what on earth was going on! :)
He's *almost* used to me calling Hildebeast the c-word when she's on TV.