[Sloth]

Usually the doofuses who want to do this exercise at least have the sense to separate by eye color rather than actual race.

[Capriole]

They can't separate the groups by eye color because there aren't enough blue-eyed kids in the classes anymore.

My son is the only white kid in his class. Some of the kids are making fun of him because he is gorgeous, with blonde hair and green eyes. I'm looking for a place to move him where he won't be an exotic minority made to feel bad because he knows how to do things like ride in horse shows and ski and swim.