[lafroste]

Nothing less then a fully loaded missle with an active Nuclear warhead pointed at Isreal would shut down the news media

Nope, sorry that would not do it. See, it was pointed at Israel, not the US. Ergo, it really is none of our business. We had no right to get involved in this minor regional squabble, don't you know.

Now, if it had been aimed at San Fran, THAT would shut them up (assuming it was actually fired, then malfunctioned and missed, so they could claim diversion thanks to their astral powers and moonbeam crystals)

[ican'tbelieveit]

Actually, even pointed at the US is probably not good enough. Maybe pointed directly at the UN building? Or somewhere in France, Germany, or Russia.

[VRWC_minion]

Now, if it had been aimed at San Fran, THAT would shut them up

No it wouldn't. We would first have to blame ourselves that we were wrong to make them angry, we would have to grovel to the UN for help and we would have to disarm ourselves to make it fair.