[CounterCounterCulture]

5:20
It's all here on CBS (and yet I don't watch. What's my problem?)

Time for Janet...Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

[NYC GOP Chick]

As a very heterosexual woman, I can honestly say that she is just gorgeous.

[CounterCounterCulture]

• Jessica Simpson screaming
• I Love "The Way You Move" (Outkast as done by band)
• Janet! Chi-ca-chaaa! It's all for you (obvious lip-sync)
• P Diddy Bad Boy (ugh!) Oh "Mickey" you're so fine! (diddy subbed for Mickey though)
• So "Hot In Herrrrrrrrrrrrrre". Whoa Nelly. Take off your clothes
• "I'm coming out" as done by Puffy.
• Bawitdaba my name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid rock (in american flag poncho. Now he "Cowboy"-s up
• Janet's back "Rhythm Nation"-ing everybody up.
• No bigotry, ignorance, illiteracy yada yada
• Justin Timberlake will "Rock Your Body" with Janet
• Choose...
• Thank you for (enduring) the half-time show

[CounterCounterCulture]

5:34-5:36
The Grammy's Live. Be still my heart.
Everybody Loves Raymond. Except Raymond. He had self-esteem Problems
Navy NCIS
Bill Parcells is down. Jerry Jones sings "The sun will come out tomorrow."
     Everybody else starts singing. LOL

Quick break to studio

5:36-5:39
Joan of Arcadia still talks to God. Joan Osbourne sings.
Who's your favorite teacher. NCAA b-ball. March Madness
The Early Show
"Slow Ride" with hot chick on mech bull eating burger. Carl's Jr.
Bulls check out California cows. Take that cheeseheads.
HDTV w/o Comcast is like eating your parents. Maybe I project my feelings too much, no?
Nissan. Bring it on. SHIFT
Local TV promo