[Salo]

You are their errand boy.

Must be nice defending an outfit comprised of liars and traitors.

At least I'm not one. Out.

[zeugma]

Yup. He's "Out" alright. Must be shift change. Where's B2K?

[Nick Danger]

We interrupt this blatant sidetracking about linux and communism to remind our audience that the "devastating" hole in Internet Explorer still exists, even if Microsoft's public relations contractors would prefer that you talk about something else.

If you are a user of Internet Explorer, you should probably do something about that, like get Firebird or Mozilla or Opera.

Remember, the sooner you give in to godless communism and cut the pins out from under Microsoft, the sooner they'll have to stop sending people into Internet forums to sidetrack the threads that they don't like.