Show me where I said it was "aliens". Show me your evidence that crop circle proliferation followed "publicity" (pretty interesting, since they've been around for many, many years......and have been concentrated in certain geographic areas, totally absent in others around the world). Also, show me how to make these designs with boards and ropes without breaking a single plant, all plants laying down perfectly aligned, highly complex images only visible from the air, leaving trace radiation, etc., etc. Let's not go into how these would be done all over the world by incredibly talented hoaxsters without ever being seen. Golly gee. We need to round 'em up and put them in Special Forces with those skills.
Try again, sparky.