[Kenny Bunk]

How dare you speak of this lovely Irish-Catholic gentleman in such tones of anger! Did you not know that Ted Kennedy is campaigning for him and that Ted is none other than the brother of the holy saint and martyr, St. John Fitzgerald Kennedy himself?

How can you be living with yourself? America is in grievous trouble and these two have come forward to save us out of nothing but their love for those whom a whimsical god hath fortunately placed beneath them. Support this effort, my good man. Put Ketchup on everything, wash it down with Scotch Whiskey. Funds will pour into the Kerry-Kennedy War Chest and America will be saved.

[Dan from Michigan]

As an Irish-Catholic myself, I have to PROUDLY say that there is no Irish blood in John F'n Kerry whatsoever.

His surname was changed from Kohn when his family came from Austria, and his mom's side is blueblood Brahmin.