DNA evidence shows conclusively that Liberals (Homo sapiens liberalis) is the result of cross breeding between an orangutan and a sponge. Thus it looks like a primate but sucks up all the resources it comes across.
Shalom.
The Bible states that the Sons of God came down and procreated with the Daughters of Man. Hence, we have modern humans.
In the same vein, the Sons of Satan came "up" and interbreed with the Bimbos of Man, hence....we have Liberals.
It's all very simple, really.