[Lazamataz]

"I got down low and took his legs out," said Franken afterwards.

I'd love a crack at this guy.

I've got a little martial arts background (but I haven't trained in years) and I'm going to the gym daily these days.

The trainer says I have 180 lbs of lean muscle mass (under all that blubber, but still....;^D )

[mass55th]

"I'd love a crack at this guy."

Unfortunately, you'd be the one who was arrested.

[stevio]

You should set your sights on Alec Baldwin. Ever since that Henry Hyde comment I dream of that chance encounter. Although I haven't been keeping up with my work out rountine in years past, and he has all that experience beating up on Kim, I would still relish the oppertunity. Franken would be nothing but an appetiser.

[George W. Bush]

I'd love a crack at this guy.

Take a friend with a digicam. We've got to have pictures!!!

Heck, I'd pay money for video of it. I suspect that one light tap would leave Franken crying like a young girl, screaming about his lawyers. Then he'd start wearing one of those neck-brace things.

[Darksheare]

Hook a thumb into one of his eyes and then give him a slap in the throat.
That'll learn him a bit.
After he's done snivelling and crying, you'll own him.

[FormerACLUmember]

Franken-stein is a grown up version of one of those obnoxious little micro-bullies who only beat on someone defenseless, or who histrionically try to provoke (in front of an audience) an authority figure or someone bigger they know for sure will not fight back.

Such a girlie man wussie boy. Franken either needs medication or a more comfortable tampon.