[knak]

or this:

Hazardous Substance Suspicious Powder Empties Some Offices at Senate Building

[Donna Lee Nardo]

Oh my, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo afraid to read the article because I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worried that this incident -- if genuine -- may affect the junior senator from my good state of New York.... Please, pray tell, tell me it ain't sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo