[Landru]

By simply reading the byline & before opening this thread, I just knew this chunk of flem had been hacked up by the smear arists working The Associated Press.
The AP sewer's become rediculously predictable, boyz.

*Truth*.

...I swear on a stack of bibles.

[ForGod'sSake]

The AP sewer's become rediculously predictable, boyz.

Heh, heh; what is this an election year or somethin'???

The titillating details have made barely a splash in Texas...

Well Ms. Easton, sweetheart, you gotta go some to make a splash in Texas. The, er, material you AP writers produce is barely worth scrapin' off our boots....

FGS