[U S Army EOD]

Did you know that not only was Forrest Gump a football hero at the University of Alabama, but he was also Valedictorian of his senior class.

[Jaysun]

Did you know that not only was Forrest Gump a football hero at the University of Alabama, but he was also Valedictorian of his senior class.


Don't forget that he was also a Vietnam War hero, a successful shrimp boat owner, a "runner" that footsteped across the country for 3 years while growing a robust beard, and an international ping-pong champ. We're taking up pennies from the local school kids so that we can cast a statuette of him. It will hang prominently from the power line that crosses Main Street for all to see.