[Gorzaloon]

The Spirit rover stopped transmitting data from Mars on Wednesday, but mission controllers remained hopeful about reestablishing a connection, saying there were signs the craft was operating at a basic level.

It was swamped with popup ads for "ENLARGE YOUR GORKHYX", "INVEST NOW IN SEDONIA REAL ESTATE!!!", "BUY TELLURIUM SUPPLEMENTS ONLINE NOW!!!", and "CANALSIDE HOTTIES ON BREAK!!!"

[Lokibob]

A wag on another thread speculated that Rover was in heat, and Beagle was servicing her. The message was, "Leave me alone until I have this cigarette".

LOL, Rush Limbough just said that Rover was secretly communicating with Halliburton over the location of Martian OIL!!!!