[pabianice]

Cummon! He already told us last year that he's Jewish and his real name is Kerrystein... just in time to garner Jewish votes, of course... coincidence...

[Hon]

"He already told us last year that he's Jewish and his real name is Kerrystein... just in time to garner Jewish votes, of course... coincidence..."

If you search the internet you'll see how many versions of this he has spun out.

In some, Kerry says he found out 15 years ago. In others, just two years ago. In others still, he didn't know it until the Boston Globe showed him the information.

Same with his grandfather's suicide. His story seems to depend on what kind of mood he is in, or what he thinks you want to hear.