Satan must be wearing a parka then. I nearly spilled my coffee upon seeing this piece in my morning WSJ.
The WSJ editors are inveterate cheerleaders for any and all immigration. Cannibals from New Guinei Highlands? Why not? They wistfully dream of a utopian America, where the wage is the $0.75/hour. Probably made it because the Editors were embarrased that they had to look up what a helot was.
VDH is definitely the biggest thing in Selma, save for the Selma Auto Mall.