As a long suffering Red Sox fan, I can understand what the Eagles' fans are learning.
Allow me to explain: there is an intense tightening of the esophagus, along with an inability to breath, coughing, making wild noises, and lashing about as if stricken by Mad Cow Disease. This is followed by a loss of any hope of recovery. The Heimlich Maneuver is useless in these situations, as the victim has already reached a terminal stage, cause of death: choking.
1,088 posted on
01/18/2004 6:33:11 PM PST by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("Mr. Dean is God's reward to Mr. Bush for doing the right thing in the war on terror."-Dick Morris)
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
LOL! Well put.
1,092 posted on
01/18/2004 6:33:50 PM PST by
b4its2late
(Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.)
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
When I think of the poor Iggle fans, I hear Ozzy's "Suicide Solution."
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
The Sox have the curse of the Bambino. The Iggles only rate the Curse of Joe Kuharich----(Water Bucket Joe)
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