[Spiff]

Wow! Great stuff!

Here's one from The Anderson Report. The guy who does this website is the former Chairman of the Cochise County Republican Party:

Go Ahead - We Dare You !

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with. . . . it is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal.

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in your school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!

Write us and tell how you are doing .....

[B4Ranch]

Ben lives on top of reality. He's seen how the system works and doesn't work.

[TigersEye]

If you break the law in Mexico (or they simply decide to accuse you of breaking the law) you will be thrown in prison until they feel good and ready to put you on trial. In Mexico you are presumed guilty until proven innocent. Your family or friends may be able to get you out if they pay several thousand dollars in bribes to the authorities. The U.S. Gov. will do virtually nothing to help you. If you get cocky and start demanding things from Mexican authorities you might cut your prison time short ... and end up in an unmarked grave.

Doncha just love the reciprocity of international relations?

[Nea Wood]

Great list! I'd add one more: Blast country music or rap music night and day, whether your Mexican neighbors like it or not.