OK, here we go:
Day 1: Borders close, outcry from freight companies and Vicente Fox
Day 2: Open carriage of weapons allowed within the continental United States by all citizens
Day 3: Repatriation of all illegal immigrants
Day 4: Declaration of US Total War on terrorism, resolved within 1 year.
(This means "Hang it up, Masoud, or we off you.")
Day 5: States Militias granted status equivalent to US Military forces and (weapons) funding to match
Day 6: States rights over IRS, DOT, BATFE, and CFR49.
Whooo! Thats good for the first week, anyway. ;-)