[NMR Guy]

Canadian astronauts could be aboard the first manned space flights to the moon and Mars envisioned by U.S. President George W. Bush, the head of the Canadian Space Agency said today. Marc Garneau, Canada's first man in space two decades ago, said that Canadians could join the historic flights if they snuck on board the rocket ahead of time and hid in a corner while being very, very quiet.

[TastyManatees]

Too funny!