"I think I'll get married cause the president thinks its a good idea. "
Hey, I _am_ married. Maybe the feds will just send me some of that money so I'll stay married. Yeah...that's the ticket.
I can just picture the fighting couple on the verge of a divorce after they see the inevitible $100 million superbowl ad encouraging marriage.
Him: "Honey, seeing that ad made me realize what a selfish bastard I've been."
Her: < Swoon >
< Cue romantic music, couple strolling off through the big trailerpark, hand in hand into the sunset >