[Conservative til I die]

My lord. Whenever I begin to read these Civil War threads (139 years now guys, get over it), I always hear "Dueling Banjoes" in my head when I hear the rebel apologists play make-believe soldier.

[Aurelius]

If you had a point I'm afraid you forgot to make it, I guess you just got too wrapped up in trying (unsuccessfully I'm sorry to say) to be funny. But I guess you made yourself laugh.