Wow, that's pretty serious, seeing as how "The Emancipator" supposedly single-handedly repressed several states and started a Civil War and killed 600,000 people himself (I wonder if he had Presidential aides to help him reload?), and all Jonah "The Excommunicator" ever did was call them "angry, cat-kicking libertarians" who engage in an "endless torrent of overwrought, mutually contradictory self-parody". It's not like he killed anyone! Whodathunkit?
Dang... popcorn's cold. Guess I'll pop more. This rabblerousing is hungry work.