Get off your knees, child. See, I can be as demeaning as you can troll. You're not trapped in Liberal Seattle, you love it there by choice. Blackbird.
Possibly... but: neither as cleverly, nor with the same lucidity in word choice, punctuation and grammar.
The day I take some faux "conservative's" insult of trolldom to heart, sunshine: you'll get a memo from your masters at MoveOn.org, to that effect. I'm not the one busily reciting DU/Howard Dean talking points, and slaving feverishly to bring down a sitting Republican president.
I don't mind that your stated positions make no earthly sense -- that's your problem, after all -- and you're certainly entitled to define 'conservatism" anyway that Hillary tells you to best pleases you. Asking me to genuinely respect it, however, and to treat it as adult commentary, simply doesn't pass the barf test.
Can't say I don't see why you would have here, but that isn't really the point. When the majority of the posts on a thread are flames, the whole topic of the debate is lost in the crud. And those who care about the issue are the ones who lose then, not the guy you are flaming, even if he flamed first or baited for it.