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To: Tooters

What to do when a woman breaks up with you?

Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. Nothing is worse than a dull edged weapon.

Make sure your weapons are clean and oiled. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE.

Prepare yourself in rappeling techniques and learn to operate a helicopter.

Learn how to blend in with local foliage. Practice how to get within 20 yards, undetected.

50 posted on 01/10/2004 11:49:04 AM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam !)

To: Lazamataz

Laz,
Sometimes you totally crack me up.

54 posted on 01/10/2004 11:56:37 AM PST by Jack Black

To: Lazamataz

Laz,
Sometimes you totally crack me up.

55 posted on 01/10/2004 11:56:38 AM PST by Jack Black

To: Lazamataz

Prepare yourself in rappeling techniques and learn to operate a helicopter.

Learn how to blend in with local foliage. Practice how to get within 20 yards, undetected.

How's the search going, OJ?

Oh. Sorry, Laz. Thought OJ Simpson had hacked into your account.

64 posted on 01/10/2004 12:07:02 PM PST by woofer

To: Lazamataz

Lazamataz, always a voice of reason in an otherwise psychotic world.

BTW, has anyone seen my Arkansas Stone?

149 posted on 01/10/2004 3:07:34 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Did you see me escaping? I was all like WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB, WOOB!!!)

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