[rednek]

I must differ. If your woman leaves you, get a dog! The dog is always glad to see you. The dog doesn't care if you are early, late, don't come at all, or what condition you are in when you get there. The dog is always happy to see you!

regards - red

[tet68]

My dog never says, "What another gun?
Have you been seeing other dogs? What about our relationship? Do you have plans for OUR future?
You never tell me YOUR feelings!" etc.

Oh yes, there was one that continually questioned me about my "commitment to OUR relationship". then she admitted she had slept with someone two weeks ago and they were getting married in a week! HHhhahahah!

[Jim Noble]

I must differ. If your woman leaves you, get a dog! The dog is always glad to see you. The dog doesn't care if you are early, late, don't come at all, or what condition you are in when you get there. The dog is always happy to see you!

Plus, when you say, "Hey-let's go out!" your dog is always ready. He's already got all his stuff.

[SauronOfMordor]

If your woman leaves you, get a dog! The dog is always glad to see you. The dog doesn't care if you are early, late, don't come at all, or what condition you are in when you get there. The dog is always happy to see you!

But your woman doesn't piss on the carpet as often