What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[Woahhs]

One friend HAD to marry beauty. An insecure, neurotic woman (but very cute), she decided she was a goddess that he must worship. After a few years in Hell, he's getting his divorce at the end of the month.

Very sad, because she will, no doubt, feel perfectly justified in inflicting any damage to him she can for his refusal to see things her way.

[DooDahhhh]

There you go!

[Bad Dog2]

Laz,

Your right on about that! The last one cost me:

13 Enfields, most major marks from an 1863 Snyder to a No 4 Mk 2, including a Long Lee, a No 4 Mk 1 (T) and a No. 1 Mark 5, (all of them matching and all excellent to mint). It took me years to put that lot together.

Also:

1 Win. mod 52 target (1932) Mint

1 Ithaca New Model Flues 12 ga.

and a 1951 S&W Model 24. A jewel.

Never Again!

[Lazamataz]

OOO! Bad news. I lost:

• Uzi, model B.
• FNFAL (kinda a crappy butcher-job, though, so I'm not too upset about the FAL
• A mint condition Bushmaster AR-15 with a Beta-C mag.
• A Colt AR-15, also mint.
• My CMP/DCM Garand (sob!)
• A Russian SKS, beautiful wood.
• 2 Model 22 Glocks.
• One Model 34 Glock.

[Lazamataz]

Also a Glock model 22 frame (all that was needed was a slide) and NUMEROUS magazines and accessories.

[Jane G]

All thats changed because of HRT.

[SauronOfMordor]

All thats changed because of HRT

The Hostage Rescue Team is going to fix things?

[CGVet58]

really too much shit to think about in this article. If you get dumped, move on... there's millions of other women out there

[SauronOfMordor]

How'd the guns go? She put out a restraining order and the cops took 'em all?

[Lazamataz]

How'd the guns go? She put out a restraining order and the cops took 'em all?

Nope.

[LibertarianInExile]

Albiongirl, RE: "A woman always knows when a man is head over heels for her," I don't buy it. I know too many women who depended on that intuition stuff and got burned. And women are far too likely to think about that comment than you let on, Alby. You might think it's just bitter, to begin with, but a normal woman will think about it for years.

Gun Club boys (Laz and BD2):
I am engaged to a woman whose attitude is 'if I don't see it, it's okay.' I think this is a perfectly acceptable compromise. I just have to figure out how to hide the Norinco and the Kimber where she can't find it. My theory is that I should get a nice nightstand gun safe and break down the AK with a folding stock (I think that's legal after the assault ban sunsets). Does anyone know where to get that sort of nightstand? Yes, I know, you can't get to your gun quickly if you need it, blah blah blah, but I never could anyway.

And everybody else...the best breakup speech I've ever been party to was my own, and I've already had the karma bite me on the ass for it, so don't get mad at me. God already did.

"Look, I'm afraid you're using me as a prop for your self-esteem, and you have to be able to stand on your own. I can't be the reason you're happy. To have a healthy relationship, you have to be happy and want someone to share it, not unhappy and want someone to fix it. Call me when you don't NEED me or any man any more."

How can any self-respecting woman even respond to that?

On the other hand, the best breakup comeback line I ever heard as a comeback was by a woman.

"I think I'm pregnant, you bastard!"

[Ichneumon]

On the other hand, the best breakup comeback line I ever heard as a comeback was by a woman. "I think I'm pregnant, you bastard!"

LOL -- yup, can't top that one.

[Ichneumon]

Women are extremely detrimental to your gun collection, I discovered. The hard way.

Do what I did -- marry one who comes with her own collection of guns and power tools.

[American_Centurion]

"What to Do When Women Break Up With You?"

Their sister(s)....

[AlbionGirl]

Well, you make some good points, but I stand by my assertion all the same.

I'm sorry, but when a man loves a woman...well, if you want to know the rest, just listen to the song.

[boris]

Finally re-discovered the Shakespeare quote I was looking for. (Which play??):

Love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punished and cured is, that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too."
--Shakespeare

[HitmanLV]

Ping! A classic never goes out of style!