[Prime Choice]

Congratulations! And remember: parenting is the most important job in the world...and it will always be left to amateurs. : )

I suspect many will give you lots of advice during this time, so I'll keep mine brief: give your wife *lots* of backrubs and footrubs as the pregnancy progresses. This alone, while apparently a selfless act, it's not entirely so.

Why? Well, when Mommy's happy, Daddy's happy. : )

[wireplay]

Well, that works fine until she is in transition. I swear to god, her head spun around and she told me in a demonic voice "get your hands off me!".

Well, I pretty much stayed out of it at that point and everything went fine.

2 kids, 13 years of marriage, and I still remember the Exorcist moment.