[tet68]

After finding out that the primary ramp was closed due to the Mars Traffic Copter...


Hazmat spill closes Mars primary ramp.
Mars Patrol officers say ramp closed due to a vehicle traveling too fast and spilling it's load of martian chitlins. Take an alternate surface route and avoid the
Mars Express, due to ubiquitous "Ladder in the road".

[tet68]

Sorry, forgot.

Patrol officers advise, drivers to watch for "Lost Beagle" on express routes.

[Johnny_Cipher]

avoid the Mars Express, due to ubiquitous "Ladder in the road".

I did $3300 in damage to my late, lamented Saturn hitting one of those at rush hour a few years ago. There were semi trucks on either side of me and one riding my bumper behind me - it was either hit the ladder as it bounced into my lane at 70 MPH or be turned into liver pate' by the trucks. I wasn't injured but three of the tires blew out instantly and part of the ladder wrapped itself around the axle and ripped up all kinds of stuff turning in there.