To: Brad's Gramma
Don't know who they are huh?
304 posted on
01/09/2004 4:20:53 PM PST by
Mo1
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To: Mo1
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
309 posted on
01/09/2004 4:32:28 PM PST by
glock rocks
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