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To: Brad's Gramma
Don't know who they are huh?
304 posted on 01/09/2004 4:20:53 PM PST by Mo1 (Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
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To: Mo1
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.
309 posted on 01/09/2004 4:32:28 PM PST by glock rocks (Support Free Republic -- Pray for our Troops -- God bless America)
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