[Uncle George]

I vote Hitlery be the first to land on Mars. This would keep the Martians away from earth.

[Ciexyz]

Send the slate of Democratic Presidential candidates, we won't miss 'em.

[Ingtar]

I hope they come up with a different landing system. (Pictures Neil Armstrong surrounded by airbags bouncing across the Martian landscape.)

[from occupied ga]

Hitlary...

Nope, I nominate Shiela Jackson Lee as the first, since she thinks that people landed there already anyway. (besides you could save on oxygen since she's an arrogant pompous sack of hot air anyway.) In addition Hitlary actually has actually demonstrated the beginnings of a rudimentary sense of humor with her Ghandi joke. Lee is far too self-important and stupid to have such.