[sticker]

"Why are so many people moving to Tennesee? I know lots of people moving there, and many of them are not conservative, and dont even like country music."

There are 4 main reasons:(1) Tennessee is basically 3 states, East (mountains), Middle (rolling hills) and West (flat and swampy) (2) No state income tax YET (3) It is not Al Gore's home state (4) You don't have to travel that far to visit a 3rd world country (Memphis) PS: I was born and raised here and I don't like country music

[Cyber Liberty]

You forgot (5) legal firecrackers.