[Texasforever]

I tell you what, Tex. Just skip my posts if they upset ya so much, y'heah?

Heck I haven't had this much fun since the hogs ate my little brother. He squealed just like you.

[Don Joe]

You're quite the piece of work.

In real life, of course, you'd be quite respectful towards me. Groveling. Your kind always is.

I hate that.

Now go pester someone else, OK?