John E: Okay, so if Howard's Doc, I must be (aCHOO!)...
John K: Sneezy! And I'm Sleepy, as my eyelids will attest.
Richard: Just call me Happy. In fact, I'm so happy, my cheekbones hurt!
Carol: Well, Joe, your hair qualifies you as Snow White. Which makes me the Queen...
Howard: Of Welfare!
Joe: Personally, I think Howard is more of a Grumpy. And Dennis is Bashful with a staff-full of Yentas.
Dennis: Better Bashful than Dopey. Boy, am I glad Al didn't show up today! Who wants to tell him?
The others: Are you kidding?! Let the U.N. do it!