[HardStarboard]

Dennis, your pant leg is hung up on your garter.

Howard, playing pocket pool...huh?

Kerry, you don't wear brown shoes with a blue or black suit; an what didja do, mortgage your tie collection?

Is there anybody that would let anyone in this bunch RUN the United States?

[Utah Girl]

I don't think Kerry has on a suit. He has on brown cords, with a blue suit jacket. Calling Gore's fashion consultant to help dress Kerry...

[The KG9 Kid]

"...Kerry, you don't wear brown shoes with a blue or black suit; an what didja do, mortgage your tie collection?"

Wearing a unbuttoned shirt with no tie and a jacket is the new 'Euro' style. Seriously.

The brown wing tips with black pants, I dunno. That's no style at all.