To: areafiftyone
The only Gandhi joke I know......
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (Previous parenthetical comment may have been a bit optimistic.)
To: Blue Screen of Death
"A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
LMAO!
30 posted on
01/06/2004 12:12:14 PM PST by
Search4Truth
(When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
To: Blue Screen of Death
That Fozzie Bear joke made me snort beer out of my nose! (My Swedish husband didn't get the joke!)
44 posted on
01/06/2004 12:29:33 PM PST by
Rutabega
(the only good thing about living in Europe was finding out that we captured Saddam two hours early!)
To: Blue Screen of Death
46 posted on
01/06/2004 12:32:18 PM PST by
ArGee
(Scientific reasoning makes it easier to support gross immorality.)
To: Blue Screen of Death
he suffered from bad breath This part is probably true: he drank a glass of his own urine every day, and was not at all shy about recommending that others do it, too. (Here's a google on Ghandi Urine to show you I'm not making it up....)
47 posted on
01/06/2004 12:32:44 PM PST by
r9etb
To: Blue Screen of Death
Didn't Mahatma Gandhi have a brother who worked as a butler?
You know, Mahatma Coat?
62 posted on
01/06/2004 1:08:52 PM PST by
Hatteras
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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