Monkeys make a meal of human babies

The Australian ^ | 01/01/05 | The Times

[cardinal4]

Hmmm.

[vbmoneyspender]

Maybe Fat Bastard is on the loose in Sub-Sahara Africa.

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[Prime Choice]

Ban chimps! It's for the children! (No...we really mean it this time.)

[Jaxter]

Chimpanzees are not monkeys. The editor should have caught that.

[Rebelbase]

The dingos get a reprieve.

[No Blue States]

Sounds like its time to go monkey hunting with 12 guages.

[KantianBurke]

"BAD PHONICS MONKEY!!"

[Van Jenerette]

...has led them to discover that small children and babies are easily caught and a good source of protein, according to experts...

...meanwhile, here in civilization, scientist and Christopher Reeves (aka Superman) have discovered that small unborn children are easily caught and a good source of embryonic tissue and body parts for grownups to use...

[montomike]

When chimps go bad!

[AngieGOP]

I always thought that chimps ate vegetation and fruit.

[Pest]

Steve Irwin was just trying to keep his baby away from vicious monkeys while he was busy feeding the Crocs.

[Nachum]

Time to go hunting.

[hopespringseternal]

I always thought that chimps ate vegetation and fruit.

Chimps will eat anything, including each other. They often hunt monkeys.

[RLK]

From The Times January 01, 2004 Chimpanzees struggling to survive amid the destruction of their forest habitat are snatching and killing human babies.

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Chimpanzees have always been aggressive organized carnivore. Baboons are also meat-eaters.

[Van Jenerette]

...I always thought that chimps ate vegetation and fruit...

...and I never thought that humans would 'devour' their young either. What a world!

[BadAndy]

"Chimpanzees struggling to survive amid the destruction of their forest habitat are snatching and killing human babies."

Chimp Jihad.

[Agnes Heep]

I think it's been postulated that this is how our hominoid ancestors emerged from a shrinking rainforest and began the process of evolution into the hominid species with which we're familiar today. Leave these chimps alone and they might well evolve into truly sapient beings.