From the BBC comedy "BlackAdder".
"You see, the ancient Greeks, Sir, wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it "Pandora's Box," when, of course, they meant "Baldric's Trousers."
We are told that, when the box was opened, the whole world turned to darkness because of Pandora's fatal curiousity. I charge you now, Baldric: for the good of all mankind, never allow curiosity to lead you to open your trousers. Nothing of interest lies therein. "
For "Baldric" read "Hillary".