[King Prout]

abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done

I know this is a stock insult resource, having seen it or its like elsewhere, but DAMN, that line's a zinger!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I hadn't seen it before Admin sent it to me after I complained in the bandedcaves thread that I never get insulted by trolls that come along.

[vetvetdoug]

If this thread was a football game, we'd get a penalty for piling on.

[ovrtaxt]

Here's the mother lode: http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3ae062430192.htm