[chudogg]

this could be fun

"New Iraq President sworn into office"

"Popular uprisings in Iran, Syria, and Jordan citing democratic success in Iraq"

"North Korean Dictator falls, hung in Pyountang(?) by partisans"

"Inflated Euro drops as EU constition stumbles"

"Howard Dean writes book: "I did my best", hits number 146 on Amazon."

"Unemployment falls as Economy roars on"

"French women forced to wear vails, non-compliars receive death by stoning"

"Republican party grows dominant, splits up between conservatives and libertarians as Democratic party merges with Comunist Party USA"

[chudogg]

vails=veils