[Polycarp IV]

Yeah sure. We'll hide it away in plane sight. In fact, we'll chain it to a post in the middle of the Church so that everyone has a chance to read it and no one can steal it; since the printing press has not yet been invented our monks have to spend entire lives just to produce a few highly precious copies.

Nice try.

[cebadams]

To be accurate -- Guttenberg invented the printing press to print Catholic bibles to give the good monks some much needed help and to get the good news out.