[Gritty]

Well it's nice to know the Democrats are finally finding religion - or at least of a sort that thinks of "Jesus" as more than a cuss word.

Preacher Howie will be a welcome addition to the Reverand Al, Holy Joe and Hale-Bopp Kookinich!

Now, all we need to do is add John F'in' Kerry (is he "Jewish" or "Christian"?,... I forget), Geb Dickhardt (he's Baptist, but rarely carrys a Bible, instead he consults a union card), Carol Mostly-Fraud (between collecting welfare checks, she spent time in FrodoLand), John Edwards (as an ambulance-chaser, he probably prays daily for The Big Pile Up), and Weasley The Saint.

If we had these emminient worthys on a deck of cards, they would all be competing for the deuce of clubs.

Of course, no list would be complete without the real candidate out there: Hillary. She already has "religion". But, it's her "666" tattoo that worries me!

[Liz]

Preacher Howie will be a welcome addition to the Reverand Al, Holy Joe and Hale-Bopp Kookinich! Now, all we need to do is add John F'in' Kerry (is he "Jewish" or "Christian"?,... I forget), Geb Dickhardt (he's Baptist, but rarely carrys a Bible, instead he consults a union card), Carol Mostly-Fraud (between collecting welfare checks, she spent time in FrodoLand), John Edwards (as an ambulance-chaser, he probably prays daily for The Big Pile Up), and Weasley The Saint. If we had these emminient worthys on a deck of cards, they would all be competing for the deuce of clubs.

Looks to me like they're all Jokers. LOL.